Young readers titles mixed with talk of sick and depraved comics is what Burnt Weiners does best! Join Steege as he comes to grips with his addiction to football with Orcs. Bo and John have very different feelings on the Hellraiser comic and decide to slapfight to decide who is right. Just in time Weed brings up some spandex and vampire tales to save the day!

0:03:35 – Deadpool Max #6 (Marvel)
0:07:55 – The Spider #1 (Moonstone)
0:10:00 – Sarah Palin vs The World (Antartic Press)
0:12:00 – Unwritten #23 (Vertigo)
0:18:30 – Spawn #205 (Image)
0:21:25 – Neonomicon #4 (Avatar Press)
0:24:30 – Hellraiser #1 (Boom! Studios)
0:30:15 – Captain America & Crossbones One Shot (Marvel)
0:33:45 – Hack Slash #2 (Image)
0:36:20 – Solomon Kane Castle of the Devil/Conan The Spear And Other Stories (Dark Horse)
0:43:20 – Blood Bowl Killer Contract (Boom! Studios)
0:46:20 – Mercury (Anthenum)
0:49:55 – Brightest Day #22 (DC Comics)
0:54:50 – Angel #43 (IDW)

The show starts off with an bang . . . err Optic Blast as we get a letter from Cyclops of X-Men fame!

In some sort of coincidence, the Weiners are checking out Cyclops #4 from Archaia. What are their thoughts on the reality-tv war tale coming from the creators of THE KILLER?

Steege checks out the game featured in just about every single comic on the rack this month with RIFTS. Weed takes us to school about Dungeons and Dragon #4 (IDW), Doom Patrol #19 (DC), Angel #42 (IDW), Brightest Day #20 (DC), and DC Universe Online Legends #2.

John is thrilled with the first issue of Jennifer Blood (Dynamite), Deadpool Max #4 (Marvel), What If Venom/Deadpool (IDW), and Wolverine & Jubilee #2 (Marvel). Bo dishes out some Bitchin’ Bo Fiction for Woles and Jubs #2, then talks X-Men: Xenogenesis #5 (Marvel) and Batman #707 (DC).

Coming next week a special review of Tiny Titans from our favorite 5 year old comic book reader!

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The insanity and debauchery of Avatar Press Comics finally strolls into the spotlight on the Burnt Weiners Podcast with the last issue of Cross: Family Values! Bo and John have been fans since the beginning, will Weed jump on to the horrible bandwagon?

Weed has his pullbox full this week with I Zombie #10 (Vertigo), DC Universe Online Legends #1, Brightest Day #19 (DC) and Weird Worlds (DC). Then also reports in with a blast from the past with a Daredevil issue from 1988!

Bo checks in with Fall Of The Wolfmen (Accent UK) and Forty-Five (ComX). John puts off bathing to read Ghostopolis (Scholastic) and Jesus Hates Zombies (215).

And before the show wraps up, a quick discussion on some recent turrmoils between Penny Arcade and online bloggers.

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Kathy Immonen and Phil Noto bring back the mall-going Jubilee in her new Vampire infested persona, who is receiving help and guidance from the most sage-like mutant in the history of the Marvel Universe! No, not Deadpool, you fool, it is Wolverine! Did the Weiners enjoy this particular venture into X?

Bo quantum leap slide(er)s into Doorways #3 (IDW) from George R.R. Martin before talking about Batman #706 (DC). Steege finally catches up with the rest of the the nerd kingdom with Final Fantasy XIII.

John shows how much he loves boys (what?) with his gushing on(double what?) on The Boys #50 (Dynamite), then checks out a new vision of the underworld with Nancy In Hell (Image). Weed once again loves what Brightest Day (DC) is bringing to the table, and bids goodbye to Season 8 with Buffy #40 (Dark Horse).

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The Weiners celebrate some birthdays the Paul Dundee way . . . by reading the kickoff issue to SHADOWLAND! The Hand, Daredevil and Bullseye help blow out the birthday candles, and can’t recall the Banner’s name on the Incredible Hulk TV Show (and it was David, because “Bruce” was “too gay”).

Travis talks about some more metal concerts he attended, John gets pumped for Maleev and Bendis’ return as a working team on Scarlet (Icon Comics).

Weed tells us all about I Zombie (Vertigo), Brightest Day (DC), Secret Six (DC), Dark Rain (Vertigo), Pet Avengers (Marvel), Persepolis (Pantheon), and Dust Wars (Image)! WHEW!

Steege shares with us some wrestling stories, The Faith Series Jesus Christ (Bluewater) and how God has a broken heart and the devil looks awesome, and Electric Ant (Marvel). Bo then gushes about Green Lantern, Lobo, Atrocitus, dogs and kitty cats! Lobo – F YEAH!

The some more blah blah blah about random video game things and gross friends!

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIICS!!!!!!!!!

The Weiners take a look at Spawn #197 for a very special Mothers’ Day podcast! Marriages and lives may be ruined because of a card Bo made! Talk moves to Trash Humpers and The Diary of Anne Frank Part 2, then the Weiners class up talk by talking about Dominion (board game), D&D, the upcoming Alan Wake game and Steege makes it a goal to play Deadly Premonition.

John talks about Sixth Gun (Oni Press), Thirteen Steps (Desperado Comics), Buck Rogers Future Shock (Dynamite Press), and has a ton of fun with Gearhead (Arcana). Weed talks about Abyss (Red 5), Buffy, Captain Blood Odyssey(SLG), and finally takes a look at Elephantmen. Box 13, We Kill Monsters, Zombie Highway, Hack N’ Slash, I Zombie(which brings up talk about some gross stories), and Brightest Day #1.

Weed keeps yapping about Unwritten #12 which he finally got a hold of. Bo then finally gets back on his Star Trek trek, and talks about how Crossed (Avatar Press) makes his soul hurt, and talks about wantin to check out more Spider-Man.

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