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Radiangames Inferno Launch Trailer

John — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:54:54 +0000

Heard about this one from the guys over at the Signed In Podcast (check out their show if you are not, it is the bee’s knees). Radian Games has been dazzling me with their videogames they have been pushing out. Joy Joy is great (although I royally suck at it), and Crossfire is very clever. Much different takes on all the twin stick games, and this one seems to be the one most geared at me!

Seriously, stop reading this and watch that damn video again!

Burnt Weiners Episode 041 Justice League Generation Lost #8

John — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:50:14 +0000

Max Lord is up to his old tricks again, but now, nobody but the Justice Weiners can stop him! They do this by obviously reading the latest issue of Justice League Generation Lost, all while balancing flaming barrels upon their chins. Please note John does not gush the whole entire show over a team he loves, instead, he shows his love through interpretive dance (not available on MP3 download).

Weed gets his much needed dose of Moon Knight this month with a Shadowland tie in, and talks a little bit about Green Arrow. Steege loves the 90 minute chunks of Elemental War of Magic he gets to play after be very lucky in snagging the super hot IDW comic Jurassic Park (note sarcasm)

John does finally get a chance to gush, and he does so with Batgirl, and then does even more so with Revolver (Vertigo), the new hardcover from Matt Kindt (Superspy). Bo wraps the show up with some Punisher and Batman talk.

Be sure to stick around after the ending music (which you should always anyways) for the hot new song the Weiners made that will be tearing up the charts, and Bo’s dog getting a little bit sick.

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Direct download: Burnt_Weiners_Episode_041_Justice_League_Generation_Lost_8.mp3

Barking Irons T-Shirts

John — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 02:15:28 +0000

If you don’t mind paying a pretty penny for some high quality clothing (t-shirts are around $50) with a certain 1800’s flair, then I suggest checking out this site. Some damn fine things a gent or lassie could cover their bodies with.

Contest: Win a Free Used Shirt!

John — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 02:02:05 +0000

Want to be all sorts of awesome like Steege is? Want to win a shirt he has worn and add it to your collection? Want me to stop asking questions and just tell you what you need to know to have soiled, articles of clothing from this man?

We will be taking submissions until September 10th, 2010. Just write burntweiners@gmail.com with your idea for “Stuff That Needs To Be Other Stuff”, referring to a movie, game, TV show, or other medium item you want turned into a comic book. Want to tell us Sanford and Son would make an awesome BOOM studios comic? Think there is so much more they could have done with Saving Private Ryan that it deserves some side stories to be told? Saddened to never have seen the Atari classic Joust in sweet 32 page (with ads) format?

What will you win if you are chosen? Steege will dig into his closet, find a shirt that will fit you and mail it on off to you. It won’t be the sweet Cannibal Corpse shirt he is wearing in the pic to the side here, but it will indeed be a real gem. The t-shirt will be washed . . . promise!

So once again, email us at burntweiners@gmail.com, tell us what you want turned into a comic, and indicate a size for a shirt you wear. If we choose you, we will email you for a shipping address, and then you are only days away from adorning your body with a shirt that Goodwill might be embarrassed to hang on it’s racks!

Burnt Weiners Episode 040 Marvel Universe VS The Punisher #2

John — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:12:13 +0000

Punisher is once again slaughtering the Marvel Universe, and this time, it is to beat back all the Marvel Heroes and Villians who have caught a slight viral outbreak which makes them eat people . . .

Steege announces his contest . . . a first for Burnt Weiners! Write in to burntweiners@gmail and tell him what movie/game/etc you want to see made into a comic book that hasn’t yet (or for a good long while). You could win a shirt . . . previously owned by Steege. Include your shirt size!

The talk then moves onto Dragon Age: Origin and it’s downloadable content. Weed tells us about Unwritten, Dust Wars and some Shadowland stories.

Bo is blown away by Daytripper #9, and then falls back in love with Knights of the Dinner Table. The show is wrapped up when Punisher busts in, blasting the Weiners to death, confusing them with the Great Lakes Avengers.

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Direct download: Burnt_Weiners_Episode_040_Marvel_Universe_VS_The_Punisher_2.mp3

CREED LIVE! CREED SHREDS 3

John — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 16:10:43 +0000

We will be having a contest where we give away 3,000 Creed tickets . . . I guess they can’t sell them so they gave them to us.

Hark! A Vagrant

John — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 14:16:09 +0000

It’s Funny . . . you know it is, so just go read it. Oh fine, you need proof, check out the below, but don’t come groveling back to me when you realize I am right and you want me to take you back, CAUSE I WON’T! I’m sorry baby, sometimes Ike Turner just gets sooo mad . . .

From Kotaku

Steege — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:35:43 +0000

MONSTERS Trailer

John — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 16:59:27 +0000

So I have read a few stories about the “Monsters” movie that is coming out, and above is one of the first trailers for the film. It seems interesting, and the special effects seem all the more impressive when you realize they are supplied by one man doing them on his computer. Not only does Gareth Edwards do the special effects, he also writes, directs and get coffee for others . . . he is a one man crew!

Art of God Machine Blog

John — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:45:42 +0000

The machine has spoken, and it said “God” . . .

Um, check out this dude’s blog, buy some art, wash your body in some eviscerated entrails and buckets of blood. Every nightmare I have ever had is somehow recreated in vivid and wicked ways upon a canvas, and I for one FUCKING LOVE IT!