Contact us at burntweiners at gmail dot com

(use the actual @ sign and “.” dot, this is just to reduce spam and such)

You can also use a Ouija board, flares or anything else that strikes your fancy, but the email system seems to work the best.

And now for no reason we present ASCII Art Gone Awesome

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