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So I really want to see this film . . . mostly because I am a fucked up individual.

A naughty little taste of upcoming sci fi/camp webseries ZOMPIRE VIXENS FROM PLUTO!

Foxy zombie/vampire hybrids attack Brooklyn in retaliation for the declassification of Pluto, rendering them ineligible for intergalactic aid.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Jenna Payne

So much awesome in this trailer for fans of the books. I now know how Harry Potter fans felt with that first snippet of a trailer (although to be honest, I guess I should have felt that with Lord of the Rings, Bourne Identity and dozen of other books )

Man I loved this comic when it was coming out from Image . . . I like the trailer, don’t love it, but I will for sure give it a go. It has to be better than “Wanted”

A dark comedy / grindhouse thriller. Two detectives pursue a serial killer who works in an animal shelter and adopts orange tabbies out to redheaded women. Can they stop the ginger massacre?

Now you can watch the full FELINE FRENZY movie for free at Youtube! Great campy, dark comedy noir fun, and our buddy Tyler plays the serial killer. They somehow made him 10 times less creepy for this filming than he actually is . . .

Anachronisme by LesSingesHurlants

Do you think this kind of treatment would have made Jar Jar much more bearable?

Excited for this . . . seems right up my alley, and maybe yours too, if you like movies that have a chance of making you feel really uncomfortable

Thor opens tomorrow . . . DAMN YEAH!

Now watch the real trailer from Conan!

This is one movie that intrigues the hell out of me. It sparks a lot of memories of why I enjoyed “Contact” so much. This will for sure be a watch!

Well, we thought he was lying to us, but our buddy Brad is really in a full length feature film. He is the main character in the film (the guy doing the voiceover and looking super sexy in the muscle shirts). I cannot wait for all the tail this will bring thee Burnt Weiners crew . . . WHAT?!?!?! NO TAIL?!?!!?

X-Men: First Class Title Sequence from Joe D! on Vimeo.

A wonderful fan made opening intro to the upcoming X-Men film. This is why the internet is great!

Looking forward to seeing this at C2E2, as there will be a panel showing on Saturday at the convention. Check it out!

In this riveting and gritty psychological-thriller, a young Brooklyn boy witnesses the brutal murder of his mother and grows up obsessed with finding her killer. Thus begins his life as a quiet, straight-A student by day and a self-appointed hero at night. But what is a real hero? And who decides what is right or wrong? As the boundaries blur, Sean’s dual life wears on his psyche and his two worlds careen dangerously close to colliding. Like a graphic novel you can’t put down, Boy Wonder challenges morality, distorting perceptions of what is right and what is justified, as it races to its shocking conclusion.

Um, I want to see this right now . . . right fucking now!

The coloring on this movie is so f’n perfect! Great job done by this crew