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A Comic Book Review & Discussion Podcast From Guys Who Know Less About Comics Than You Do!

BurntWeiners.com - A Comic Book Review & Discussion Podcast From Guys Who Know Less About Comics Than You Do!

Lunchbox: Digital Shelf August 30th, 2012

Another week, and another reason to spend more and more money. I fell victim to that when my editor made me buy Cursed Pirate Girl Volume 1 which was on sale this weekend for $6 . When I say made me , he really made me he came to my house and some how lured my dog outside and took her hostage until I bought. Which is really weird because it’s not like he gets anything for it. Well this is the kind of stuff I deal with on a daily basis.

Out 8/29/12

The Sixth Gun #24 $3.99

http://www.comixology.com/The-Sixth-Gun-24/digital-comic/JUN121218

Well here it is , it’s undeniable my love affair for Cullen Bunn has reached critical mass. I have not read any Sixth Gun , but I have a vague semblance of what’s going on mostly from reading previews, and the boys from The Pulllist Podcast because they love this book also. You may ask why now? Well I don’t have a good reason but lets be honest most of us don’t read comics for good reasons.

Mainly I really like this cover, I really like Cullen Bunn, and I really like the preview. That’s enough stop badgering me you’re like my wife. I’m jumping on, and so should you. DO IT, DO IT NOW. (ps there is only one voice you should read that in and if you didn’t you should be ashamed.

Pick of the week 8/22/12

Becoming #1 $1.99

Written by: Brooke Burgess

Art by: Dane Cypel

So I knew nothing of this book until last Wednesday , and the write-up and price got me. In addition to that it was 39 pages so why not. First of all this book on Comixology at least is rated 12+ . I’m not saying necessarily that is wrong because it’s subjective but this book has some mature themes and language and if you are squeamish about that you should keep that in mind.

Here is the deal I try to avoid spoilers and this book is a dense and tied together 39 pages so its hard to talk about it but I’ll try. The book starts with a young man questioning why he is still in University and if he is wasting his time. He’s not learning anything , and to make matters worse he is killing himself and still not getting top grades . He keeps pushing his professor and his aid for better grades and something useful to him. Well this is where the story turns and it becomes a not so usual careful what you wish for kind of books.

I really am not selling the book because it’s hard to do that, and I’d imagine that Arcana is thinking the same. Seriously let me gush a little I loved this book and it’s a book that you thinking about afterwards and start to live it more days later. This is a long read both in actual length and perceived depth while reading , but I love that kind of book .

The art is very unique and I will find myself checking out Dane Cypel’s stuff from now on . This isn’t art that you see often, and so goes the writing . I’ve said this before about other books but here it goes everyone wants new, original stuff in comics and this is it. You can afford another $2 this week and you should support books like this. I am in for the next issue for sure which I’ve been told will be out in a few weeks I can’t wait.

Quick Hits

I have really rambled on this week so no other long reviews. Some real quick hits though Deadpool Kills was great , a nice ending even if it was somewhat predictable a great way to do a four parter though. One complaint I wasn’t a Deadpool fan before but now when I see him in other team books it’s a hard read because Bunn’s version is so much better.

Ultimates #14 was great but if your not reading the event it would be a little pointless.

One last thing there is twenty issues of Image #1’s available for free . You need to download all of them there is some great stuff and they will make you want to spend money.

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*Editor’s Note – Fuck you, Lunchbox! – The Original John

Burnt Weiners Episode 128 Rocketeer – Daytripper – Savage Sword

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Intro & Outro Music:
“Horsefeathers” by Bo

***This Show Will Contain Spoilers***

0:00:45 – Intros And Maniacal Laughter!
0:02:55 – Is It Wednesday Yet?*
0:08:25 – Meanwhile . . . Across Town (News)

Read Hard & Put Away Bagged . . . And Boarded
0:15:48 – Venom #23 (Marvel)
0:16:19 – Darth Vader & The Ghost Prison #4 (Dark Horse)
0:17:00 – Adventure Time #7 (KaBoom)
0:17:28 – TMNT #13 (IDW)
0:19:00 – Planetoid #3 (Image)
0:20:27 – Justice League Dark #12 (DC)
0:22:12 – Before Watchemen: Rorschach #1 & Dr Manhattan #1 (DC)
0:25:32 – Mind MGMT #3 (Dark Horse)
0:27:06 – I, Vampire #12 (DC)
0:27:35 – Unwritten #40 (Vertigo)
0:30:50 – Robert E. Howard’s Savage Sword #5 (Dark Horse)
0:35:04 – Deadpool Kills The Marvel Universe #4 (Marvel)
0:37:32 – Rocketeer: Cargo of Doom #1 (IDW)
0:42:15 – Daytripper TPB (Vertigo)

0:49:04 –  Wrapup & Outro

*Comics For Wednesday – August 29, 2012
Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 Fear Itself
Valen The Outcast #8 (Boom)
Aquaman #12 (DC)
TMNT Micro Series #7: April O’Neil (IDW)

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Burnt Weiners – Weiner Roast 003

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Robb and John put a microphone in front of their mouths, cram some great comics books into their eye holes and blah blah blah about them! Do you see the formula? It is so simple! TOO SIMPLE! A LITTLE TOO RAPH!

Planetary Vol 1 : All Over The World And Other Stories (DC/Wildstorm)

Blacksad Vol 2: A Silent Hell (Dark Horse)

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Lunchbox: Digital Shelf August 24th, 2012

It’s that time of the week for comics last week was a little light for me and there wasn’t anything that stood out for me to recommend to everyone so took a little break . There is some good stuff this week and in addition there is some cool freebies you should check out. Justice League Task Force #1 which is a cool glimpse in to the 90’s team book and the glory that implies. The second is Dead Mans Run #0 the art in this book is very cool and the team of Greg Pak, Gale Anne, and pencils by Tony Parker it has pretty good pedigree

Out 8/22

Captain America and Namor #635.1 $2.9

http://www.comixology.com/Captain-America-and-Namor-635-1/digital-comic/JUN120639

I do not read Captain America with the exception of team books he is in, but this one interests me a great deal. First of all it’s written by Cullen Bunn and because of Deadpool kills everyone I am in love with him. The other thing that interests me is this is set in WWII and there is a Kraken what else do you need. The preview pages I’ve seen reminds me of the 90’s and that makes me happy.

 

Pick of the week 8/15

Harbinger #3 $3.99

Written by: Joshua Dysart

Art by: Khari Evans, Lewis Larosa

http://www.comixology.com/Harbinger-2012-3-Digital-Exclusives-Editions/digital-comic/JUN121326

So I’ve been talking about this book and how good it is for awhile , but I am not kidding around you need to be reading this. Peter is at the school now and abandoned everything he has cared about. Here is the twist is the school giving him control over his powers or just making him more dangerous. The Harbinger foundation is trying to teach Peter but he is not receptive. My only regret is that Valiant is killing it right now and I can’t afford all the books because I want everything. It’s not too late in fact you could almost jump on here or you could pick up the first two issues which are only $3 right now.

Quick hits

Pathfinder #1 $3.99

Written by: Jim Zub

Art by: Andrew Huerta

http://www.comixology.com/Pathfinder-1/digital-comic/JUN121004

This is based on the RPG of the same name , but you don’t need to be interested in the game to enjoy what’s going on here. This is a fine fantasy book that has a lot of good content coming in just under 40 pages. Give it a shot even if you normally don’t read Dynamite books.

 

Deadpool Kills the Marvel universe #3 $2.99

Written by: Cullen Bunn

Art by: Dalibor Talajic

What needs to be said everyone’s least favorite Marvel character/assassin goes and kills more of the Marvel U. This book is very self referential and doesn’t hide it. Unfortunately I think Sean from The Pulllist Podcast called it already on the ending. This book is all one big fourth wall breaking opportunity to get people to calm down with the nerd rage when stuff changes.

 

That’s all I got this week a lot of continuing stories but I know there is a lot of DC 0 issues popping up soon and a good time spend lots of money so start saving those quarters your grandma gave you.

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Burnt Weiners Episode 127 – Saga – Pathfinder – Avengers Assemble

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The guys dig into a lot of fantasy and sci-fi tales this week, but not before getting a lot of feedback from a bunch of dorks! You could be that dork! YOU! RIGHT NOW! DORK! Or maybe it isn’t you, but just because you read this will lower the value of you in the popular crowds eyes. Dork. Comics. Wang!

Intro & Outro Music:
“Horsefeathers” by Bo

***This Show Will Contain Spoilers***

0:00:45 – Intros!
0:03:10 – Is It Wednesday Yet?*
0:10:30 – Weiners Wanna Know: Fav Superhero!

Crypt Covers – Addicted To Love

Read Hard & Put Away Bagged . . . And Boarded
0:43:40 – Avengers Assemble #6 (Marvel)
0:48:02 – Pigs #8 (Image)
0:50:32 – Pathfinder #1 (Dynamite)
?:??:?? – Saucer Country #6 (Vertigo)
1:00:18 – Saga #6 (Image)
1:04:15 – Archer & Armstrong #1 (Valiant)
1:08:14 – Jennifer Blood #15 (Dynamite)

1:10:35 –  Wrapup & Outro

*Comics For Wednesday – August 22, 2012
Rocketeer -  Cargo of Doom #1 (IDW)
Adventure Time #7 (Kaboom!)
Danger Girl/GI Joe #2 (IDW)
Only Skin GN (Secret Acres)
TMNT #13 (IDW)
Planetoid #3 (Image)

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Weiners Wanna Know – What Was Your Favorite Super Hero When You Were A Kid?

Question for Episode 127: What was your favorite Superhero growing up and what make you like the character so much? Tweet, email or post your answers in the comments section of our webpage!

 

So what does everyone think? We want to hear your feelings on this, and feel free to be as specific as you want, with stories, specific creators and situations as a bonus! You can leave you comments below, on our Facebook page, twitter us, or even email us at burntweiners @ gmail . com  (remove those extra spaces, they are added to cut down on spam).

We will be reading and discussing this on episode 127, and there is a pretty good chance we will use your feedback, so only comment if you don’t mind us sharing on the podcast or mark it as “not for podcast” and we will skip on over.

A big thank you to everyone in advance!

Burnt Weiners Episode 126 – Conan – Batman – Catwoman

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Weed leaves the show to compete in a gameshow very similar to The Running Man! Or the person who makes these writeups totally made that up and is covering up that Weed is indeed being held hostage until new issues of Gladstone’s School For World Conquerers start coming out!
Intro & Outro Music:
“Horsefeathers” by Bo

***This Show Will Contain Spoilers***

0:00:45 – Intros!
0:04:25 – Is It Wednesday Yet?*

Read Hard & Put Away Bagged . . . And Boarded
0:11:52 – Venom #22 (Marvel)
0:15:23 – The Creep #0 (Dark Horse)
0:21:15 – The Strain #7 (Dark Horse)
0:25:05 – Conan The Barbarian #7 (Dark Horse)
0:30:15 – Batman #12 (DC)
0:37:28 – Catwoman TPB 1 The Game (DC)
0:42:02 – Incredible Hulk #12 (Marvel)
0:45:33 – Rest of the Stack

0:50:15 –  Wrapup & Outro

*Comics For August 15, 2012
RObert E Howards Savage Sword #5 (Dark Horse)
Revival #2 (Image)
Pathfinder #1 (Dynamite Ent)
Operation Broken Wings 1936 TPB (Boom)

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Lunchbox: Digital Shelf August 10, 2012

Hello boys and girls no funny self deprecating intro this week , but I do have something to talk about. Mini-series, I really think this is the kind of thing companies should be doing to get people interested in their books. A prime example is Deadpool Kills The Marvel Universe , I have zero interest in Deadpool yet here I am loving this book so far and find myself interested in Deadpool. Or how about Spider-Men I have no Spidey books on my regular pull and I hated Miles from the Ultimate book but here I am absolutely loving this book and am sad that it’s ending soon.

Another good example is City in the Desert this is a graphic novel that they split up digitally and I happily plunked down my money, and will probably buy the printed version. Don’t get me wrong events are fine Divided We Fall is great but I was already reading the Ultimates so it didn’t bring in any money. Or how about AvX I am reading this book but I’m getting them for free and it is not creating and desire to pick up other books. These are only a few recent examples and I know that it’s tough to keep your pulllist affordable but it’s a great we to stay fresh four or five issues and it’s gone and then you pick up another mini later.

New 8/08

Hoax Hunters #2 $2.99

http://www.comixology.com/Hoax-Hunters-2/digital-comic/JUN120557

I know really I do you’ve heard enough of this book from me already. I mean I have gushed about 0 issue and the #1 but this book is amazing and this is the issue that you need to read . If you are not drawn in after this one then you are crazy . You get to meet the rest of the team and let me give you the short version. There is a crazy cult , a bunch of dead animals, people who start there heads on fire, and oh yea a big nasty monster. Lets just say shit gets crazy and their are few better ways to spend $3 this week.

8/01 Pick Of The Week

Hawkeye #1 $2.99

Written by: Matt Fraction

Art by: David Aja

http://www.comixology.com/Hawkeye-1/digital-comic/JUN120659

So this book came out of no wear for me but it’s $3 and a number one and I am a sucker as has been established already. This is not what you think it’s going to be. This really isn’t a number one book, and it’s not really a superhero book either because Clint doesn’t have powers.

This is more a story about a guy trying to be normal and things around him aren’t really allowing that to happen. He lives in a crappy apartment and gangsters (awesome gangsters ‘bro) are driving the tenants away but he doesn’t want that to happen even though it appears he doesn’t like his neighbors that much. This is really more of a character book that has some cool action in it. If the rest of the series goes this route with the awesome storytelling, and very detailed yet subtle artwork I am on board for the long haul.

Here is the problem there is usually a second book that’s really good but everything was good this week so here is really quick , quick hits.

Higher Earth #3 , the batshit crazy has ramped up and you get a lot more details but that leads to more questions I enjoyed the book but it felt a little off so we’ll see how #4 does.

Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe as I mentioned I had no desire at first but this books is amazing and to steal a quote from The Pulllist Podcast this is basically a horror book, and it’s weekly so jump on board.

Ultimate Comics Spider-man , as I mentioned I do not like Miles as a character , but I am reading the other Divided books, and Spider-Men has made me appreciate him more I suggest jumping in this event it’s short and well written.

Finding Gossamyr Chapter 1 , This book has the most amazing artwork ever , hands down I keep going back to look at it so damn pretty

That’s it kids read more books because a stranger on the internet told you too. Follow me on twitter @Lunchbox700, and follow @burntweiners and listen to the pod and send John good creepy vibes it will make him feel special.

Burnt Weiners Episode 125 – Socializing With Creators – Defenders – First X-Men

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The Weiners ask what people think about comic creators being so readily available now at conventions and social sites and we get some great answers back. That’s right, The guys let their brains take a break and let the others form the thoughts for the majority of the show! Come check out what people had to say, and hear the Weiners mis-pronounce just about everything they can!

Question for Episode 127: What was your favorite Superhero growing up and what make you like the character so much? Tweet, email or post your answers in the comments section of our webpage!

Intro & Outro Music:
“Horsefeathers” by Bo

***This Show Will Contain Spoilers***

0:00:45 – Intros!
0:03:20 – Is It Wednesday Yet?*
0:12:50 – Weiners Wanna Know! Social Creators

Read Hard & Put Away Bagged . . . And Boarded
0:54:35 – John’s Poopy Stack (He Didn’t Poop His Pants!)
0:56:57 – Action Comics #12 (DC)
1:00:55 – Before Watchmen Nite-Owl #2 (DC)
1:02:44 –  The Defenders #9 (Marvel)
1:04:20 – First X-Men #1 (Marvel)
1:06:45 – Cardboard GN (Graphix)
1:08:30 – Breathers GN (Just Mad Books)
1:11:30 – John’s Super Stack

1:16:35 –  Wrapup & Outro

*Comics For August 8, 2012
Kevin Keller #4 (Archie Comics)
Marceline & The Scream Queens #2 (KaBoom!)
Creep #0 (Dark Horse)
Thunda #1 (Dynamite Ent)
The Strain #7 (Dark Horse)
Scot Pilgrim HC Vol 1 (Oni Press)
Gambit #1 (Marvel)

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Lunchbox: Digital Shelf August 2nd 2012

So the schedule got messed up a little , and you ended up with a late post and then not one for last week. I think you’ll forgive me because we read comics and it’s not the first time a solicit didn’t come out, right ? Lets jump right in and see how much money we can spend.

Coming 8/01

Hawkeye #1 $2.99

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=preview&id=13108

An unusual pick for me it wasn’t on my radar at all just days ago. Then all of a sudden I am seeing friends have it on there pull list, and it’s a #1, and its not $4 and well I as you know I don’t stand a chance. Seriously how many and’s can I fit in one sentence. This is why I babble on about comics here and don’t get to hang with the big boys on the podcast. Ok sorry weird diversion , I was completely ready to preview Higher Earth #3 which I’ve really been enjoying so far.

Then all of a sudden I checked the preview 1) it’s Matt Fraction and that is always worth a look 2) the cover looks awesome simple yet eye catching 3) the preview pages look real cool , they have a real 90’s kind of look and I know that can make you cringe, but my love for comics was solidified in the early 90’s with books like Fantastic Four so I’m drawn in by the tractor beam, and now so are suckers. Other then rolling with Young Avenger Kate Bishop and that this book is coming because of the movie there isn’t a ton of details, and the movie thing does scare me. But low expectations breeds happy accidents so here I am the hero of low expectations.

Also look out for Higher Earth #3, He-Man Masters of the Universe #2 , Ultimate Comics #13 (part of divided we fall so I will be reading ) , and also back catalog addition Batman Cacophony 1-3 (yes I am a Kevin Smith whore, but I won this collected and will probably pick it up digitally anyways so take it for what it is)

Pick of the week 7/25

Wolverine and the X-Men #14 $3.99

Written by: Jason Aaron

Art by: Jorge Molina (Pencils)

http://www.comixology.com/Wolverine-and-the-X-Men-14/digital-comic/MAY120656

Ok , Ok I know I promised I wouldn’t do this , no more AvX books or tie-ins and I really thought I was done. Well I was wrong and I’m picking this more to prove a point instead of really pointing out a great book because this book is not great. I will start with the art is ok but like almost all of the AvX books and there tie-ins it looks rushed and rushed end up looking like crap digitally so be prepared for that and I know it’s a hard pill to swallow for a $4 book, but unfortunately quality doesn’t always reflect price.

There is good here the book is essentially Kitty Pryde is running the school while everyone else is getting there ass kicked. The school is falling apart and Kitty’s head is exploding so what will break this tension. If you guessed an almost whole issue long date with Phoenix Colossus which ends in tragedy and a little bit of a bright side for the Avengers. The date is awkward like a Criminal Minds episode where the cute girl is kidnapped (so 90% of them).

Also it is incredibly ludicrous but it doesn’t matter it just works in a comic book kind of way . It reads fast and you forget that other disappointment surrounds these books. Don’t get me wrong you should not be buying all of these books, but if you have a natural distaste of tie in events you are missing out on some good issues.

Give them a chance because I am reading in addition to main book this, Infinite, and also Uncanny . To be completely honest the other books all have flaws but the good has outweighed the bad so get off your elitist throne like I did and start slumming it.

 

That is it for now don’t forget to stalk us on Twitter @burntweiners especially Wednesday’s for awesome follow suggestions, and follow me @Lunchbox700 where you get comics , video games, and endless bitching/loveprofessing about my pets.

Also check out the ThePullList podcast for a little more knowledgeable bloaks then us, and awesome mispronunciations . Also thanks guys for the shoutout last week ;)

Weiners Wanna Know – Socializing With Creators

Starting with episode 125 (this coming week) we plan on having a frequent segment on the show where we want . .  nay . . . NEED some of you to chime in with your two cents in regards to some questions, lists and other fun and gimmicky stuff to trick you into loving us!

To kick things off we have a question from a friend of the show and blogger Aaron Meyers ( @aaronmeyers on Twitter) :

Question for the show: With social media having become ubiquitous in society, we have access to the public and personal lives of creators now more than ever. With Twitter & Facebook we can directly interact with comics creators on a scale we never could before. Does now being able to “know” a creator outside of just their work effect how you enjoy their work? Has this made your comics reading experience better or worse?

So what does everyone think? We want to hear your feelings on this, and feel free to be as specific as you want, with stories, specific creators and situations as a bonus! You can leave you comments below, on our Facebook page, twitter us, or even email us at burntweiners @ gmail . com  (remove those extra spaces, they are added to cut down on spam).

We will be reading and discussing this on episode 125, and there is a pretty good chance we will use your feedback, so only comment if you don’t mind us sharing on the podcast or mark it as “not for podcast” and we will skip on over.

A big thank you to everyone in advance!