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A Comic Book Review & Discussion Podcast From Guys Who Know Less About Comics Than You Do!

BurntWeiners.com - A Comic Book Review & Discussion Podcast From Guys Who Know Less About Comics Than You Do!

Burnt Weiners Weiner Roast 002

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*** This Podcast Will Containk Spoilers***

Robb, Cory and John sit down for a nonsensical, babbling conversation that really goes nowhere, but they sort of touch upon Walking Dead, Brubaker’s Captain America and Before Watchmen. Blah blah blah

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Destroying Culture 101 – Ray Bradbury

There will not be a regular new episode this week due to John being sick as a dog, but there should be a mini episode with John, Robb and Cory . . . ya know, if our podcast host wouldn’t have technical problems all the damn time. Yep. So enjoy that awesomeness that is above, and read your damn books. Even the romance novels. Especially your comic books.

Lunchbox: Digital Shelf June 21 2012

Sorry for being gone last week folks but I had good reason . I was busy so there actually I really was busy and that’s too bad because there was some good stuff last week and I wanted to ramble but instead that info is wedged in my head like a splinter that just doesn’t go away.

Coming 6/20/12


Higher Earth #2 #3.99

http://www.comixology.com/Higher-Earth-2/digital-comic/APR120920

I talked about this first issue which I really liked even though there was some holes , but I am really hoping this one starts to fill in because it’s a cool premise and I willing will shell out my $4 for at least this second issue than we will see where we stand. This issue sounds like it’s the car chase scene and I am down for that.

Avengers vs X-Men #6 Infinite $1.99 (if you redeem the code that came with AvX print #6 you get infinite free just like the first one)

http://www.comixology.com/Avengers-vs-X-Men-6-Infinite/digital-comic/ICO003523

This is a book I am reading more because of self abuse and curiosity than enjoyment but that just makes me like most comic buyers right? The caveat though ;because all comic kids have to justify , is that the first Infinite book was great and created specifically for digital format so if you are reading this one in print give it a try because I am hoping it holds up like the other one.

Pick of the week for 6/13


Spidermen #1 $3.99

Written by: Brian Michael Bendis

Art by: Sara Pichell

http://www.comixology.com/Spider-Men-1/digital-comic/APR120603

I have no Spidey books I read on the reg, and unlike most Ultimate books I didn’t like Spiderman so I decided to give this one a chance. The premise is Peter and Miles worlds intersect and they eventually fight together. This book was written extremely well and tight in my opinion which isn’t always the case for me when it comes to Bendis.

The only things that concerns me is Miles isn’t really a part of the first issue so I still might not like him as the book progresses but it’s a fiver parter and satiates my Spiderman needs so I’m on board and I think you should be too especially since the art works real well digitally. We are getting to the point that books aren’t necessarily made for digital format but it is something considered which is great.

I am not doing any quick hits this week because nothing stands out that needs a long ramble . I will say though check out Ultimate X=Men 13, and Batman Arkham City Endgame which is on #5 this week and has been a great Joker story. Also a reminder Transformers Autocracy ends this week and I just read it and I know have to go change my shorts so hit me up on Twitter @Lunchbox700, and listen to the pod this week because John sucks less and less as time goes on.

Burnt Weiners Episode 119 Planetoid – Silk Spectre – Batgirl

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SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXY! Comics! Noodles!

Intro & Outro Music:
“Horsefeathers” by Bo

***This Show Will Contain Spoilers***

0:00:45 – Sexytime & Intros!
0:03:30 – Is It Wednesday Yet?*
0:09:45 – Meanwhile . . . Across Town

Read Hard & Put Away Bagged . . . And Boarded
0:20:30 – Before Watchmen: Silk Spectre #1 (DC)
0:28:20 – Planetoid #1 (Image)
0:36:28 – Sixth Gun #23 (Oni Press)
0:45:30 – Saucer Country #4 (Vertigo)
0:53:00 – The Strain #5 (Dark Horse)
1:00:00 – Batgirl #10 (DC)
1:05:15 – Motion Line Medley!

1:01:30 –  Outro

*Comics For June 20, 2012
Adventure Time #5 (KaBoom!)
Avengers vs X-Men #1 FOURTH PRINTING VARIANT COVER!!! (Marvel)
Ragemoor #4 (Dark Horse)
Mars Attacks #1 (IDW)
HIgher Earth #2 (Boom)
Marathon (:01 Comics)

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Burnt Weiners Episode 118 Minutemen – Extermination – Primordia

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The boys learn a valuable lessons after they break Mr. Duncan’s window. Weed learns to be careful of other people’s property and be mindful of your elders. John learns burning evidence (and witnesses) is the best way to set things right. Bo learns bike chains make an effective weapon and tear old man flesh off the bone with very little effort. They may or may not also talk about some comics.

Intro & Outro Music:
“Horsefeathers” by Bo

***This Show Will Contain Spoilers***

0:00:45 – Intros and Nip The Tip!
0:03:25 – Is It Wednesday Yet?*
0:10:10 – Meanwhile . . . Across Town

Read Hard & Put Away Bagged . . . And Boarded
0:21:35 – Primordia GN (Archaia)
0:28:30 – Before Watchmen: Minutemen #1 (DC)
0:34:30 – Extermination #1 (Boom!)
0:39:01 – Yi Soon Shin Vol1 (Onrie Kompan Prod)
0:45:20 – Defenders #7 (Marvel)
0:53:08 – Swamp Thing #10 (DC)
0:56:08 – Action Comics #10 (DC)
0:58:28 – Garth Ennis Lovefest (The Boys #67 & Fury #3)

1:01:30 –  Outro, Bugs, Noses & Yoshi Blowjobs

*Comics For June 13, 2012
Planetoid #1 (Image)
The Massive #1 (Dark Horse)
Night of 1,000 Wolves #2 (IDW)
Dancer #2 (Image)
Bad Medicine #2 (Oni Press)
Saucer Country #4 (Vertigo)

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Cow Boy – Archaia Press

Just released from Archaia is Cow Boy, which I have not had a chance to read yet but a flip through tells me all I need to. They had a great showing in the FCBD hardcover, and if you need further proof, check out the preview images below:

Lunchbox: Digital Shelf June 6, 2012

I’m back kiddies even busier than before . Crap wait I think I did that time off wrong well too late now because here I am take it or leave it. I haven’t gotten overboard on books the last two weeks but have been getting some quality stuff so that’s what matters right.

Coming 06/06/12

Double Barrel #1 $1.99

http://www.comixology.com/Double-Barrel-1/digital-comic/DIG001508

Why this book well it’s pretty simple and at this point you should know why I want . It’s 120 pages for two bucks of course I am buying it. This is two separate stories One about a washed up high school football star (better be an Al Bundy reference or I’m gonna fricken rage) who finds a portal to the underworld, and another story that is a follow up to Far Arden . I’m interested in the size and I like anything that bucks the normal formula and honestly all comic fans should too.

Pick of the week:


Batman: Arkham City: End Game #1+2 $0.99 a piece

Written by: Derek Fridolfs

Art by: Patrick Gleason (covers) , Jason Shawn Alexander

http://www.comixology.com/Batman-Arkham-City-End-Game-2/digital-comic/DIG001463

This a little bit of a cheat because it spans two weeks but if you are a Batman fan you should read this short series (6 issues) . The premise is it bridges the gap between the Arkham City game and the new Harley Quin Dlc that just cam out. Honestly though you should read this digital only book even if you didn’t play that game. It offers a different plot line and the art is very cool and different. All you really need to know is Joker is dead and you are good to go, because Batshit crazy follows (pun intended ) . I’m in love and only $6 for the run it’s perfect for me and hold little risk if you like the Bat’s.

Quick Hit:

Ultimate: Ultimates #11 $3.99

Written by : Jonathan Hickman, Sam Humphries

Art by : Butch Guice , Leaonard Kirk , Luke Ross , Patrick Zircher

http://www.comixology.com/Ultimate-Comics-Ultimates-11/digital-comic/MAR120562

I have talked a bit about this book before , but here we are again and I want you to walk away with one thought. BUY THIS BOOK. Especially if you are reading a certain other team up, battle book and am a little disenchanted . This is what you need to know the US launched a nuke at the Children , and it didn’t work ( BALLS is all I have to say about that ) so now we overreact and disband and lock up S.H.I.E.L.D. and hope the Children aren’t to mad . Well Tony and Thor have other ideas and we get some cool drama . This book is near perfect good art, good writing, cool characters, and the story makes sense and you care.

I really don’t have much else to discuss from the week I didn’t was real meh on America’s got Powers but I’m still in it just might not have been an issue I wanted it to be . Also a reminder Hoax Hunters #1 comes out next month and if you have a chance you should get it. I have read a review copy of this and its awesome and I hope people read it because I’m real glad it got picked up.

Thanks again kids , and don’t forget to check out the podcast and hit me up on Twitter @Lunchbox700

Burnt Weiners Indie Rack 004 – Western Noir – Floating Bunny Head – Bandthology

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Jim is lured into a trap and is forced to podcast with John for his release! And not the kind of release that you happy finish massage fans are so crazy about! Many indie comics talked about this time, many which the guys liked. This may be the most “ya know” heavy episode of a podcast ever released . . . our apologies . . . ya know

This episode is sponsored by:
Professor’s Cushing’s Crypt of the Macabre
cryptofthemacabre.blogspot.com
twitter.com/j_schwitzer

Intro & Outro Music:
“Ring Capacity” by Kirby Krackle
www.kirbykracklemusic.com

***This Show Will Contain Spoilers***

0:01:10 – Intro! Cushing! Battle! Sledgehammer!

0:05:40 – Western Noir (Accent UK) www.accentukcomics.com
0:13:17 – Floating Bunnyhead #1 www.floatingbunnyhead.com
0:18:45 – Monster Myths (Com.X) www.comxcomics.com
0:26:25 – Freedom #1 (Potato Press Comics) www.seaheff.com
0:33:15 – Into The Woods (Aye Saw Comics) smallpressbigmouth.blogspot.com
0:39:13 – Eat Me (Inspired Comics) inspiredcomics.blogspot.com

http://sarahkfogg.blogspot.com/

jackdaviesart.com
0:45:35 – Bandthology #1 (King Bone Press) kingbonepress.storenvy.com
0:55:55 – Kickstart Sullivan’s Sluggers! Shortened Link: kck.st/KT4osW

0:58:30 –  Outro!

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Burnt Weiners – Whatcha Checking Out 007 – Bo and Joe Golem

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Bo has been reading plenty of prose as of late, and dives in heavily to “Joe Golem And The Drowning City” (without a ton of spoilerage) and his venture into the first book of Game of Thrones (very minor spoilers).

Also, not mentioned on the show, but there is a short story for Joe Golem you can find in digital distributors and the Dark Horse special edition called “Joe Golem And The Copper Girl”. It is available on Amazon for $.99

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