Archive for February, 2012

The Daly Show: Episode 7: “The Daly Superheroes” with NATHAN FILLION

Even in that getup, Nathan looked better than Ryan Reynolds did!

Chuck Norris 8 bit

Just when you think they can’t actually do anything fresh and exciting to milk this meme any further . . .

Burnt Weiners Episode 105 I Vampire – Batman – Robot Shorts

 

John is a bit butthurt and cranky this week and gets a sourpuss talking about comics. Bo learns to cartwheel from repeated attempts in trying to entertain his family so they don’t know he lost the family car to gambling debts. Weed attempts and fails to contact alien life in his brown bag lunch for work. Come laugh at their misery . . . and their total lack of comic knowledge!

Intro & Outro Music:
“Horsefeathers” by Bo

***This Show Will Contain Spoilers***

0:00:40 – Intros & Things!
0:03:00 – Is It Wednesday Yet?*
0:08:45 – Meanwhile, Across Town

Read Hard & Put Away Bagged . . . And Boarded
0:14:30 – I, Vampire #6 (DC)
0:22:20 – The Twelve #9 (Marvel)
0:27:40 – Batman The Dark Knight #6 (DC)
0:33:16 – Nazi Zombies (Antartic Press)

0:38:55 – Bastardpiece Theatre – Mmmm Mmmm Burgers

Off The Shelf – The Motion Line Medley
0:42:35 – No Place Like Home (Image)
0:43:29 – Cold War #4 (IDW)
0:46:04 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #7 (IDW)
0:48:19 – Jennifer Blood #9 (Dynamite Ent)
0:50:00 – Prophet #22 (Image)
0:51:37 – Aquaman #37 (DC)
0:53:13 – Fury of Firestorm #6 (DC)

0:54:35 – Robot Shorts (Accent UK)
1:08:35 – Wrapup and Outro

*Comics For February 29th, 2012
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Donatello (IDW)
Orc Stain #7 (Image)
Magic The Gathering #2 (IDW)
Unwritten 34.5 (Vertigo)

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How LORD OF THE RINGS Should Have Gone

Burnt Weiners Episode 104 Batman #6 – BPRD – Explorer Mystery Boxes

 

Weed is back! And John forgot to mention how pervy Daredevil was on the show . . . so we are going to place it right here: Daredevil talks about banging Black Cat ike a screen door in a hurricane and then sniffs his fingers . . . That seriously happened. And just in case you missed it the first go around . . .  Weed is back!

Intro & Outro Music:
“Horsefeathers” by Bo

***This Show Will Contain Spoilers***

0:00:45 – Welcome Back and Intros!
0:02:30 – Is It Wednesday Yet?*
0:08:15 – Meanwhile, Across Town

Read Hard & Put Away Bagged . . . And Boarded
0:12:32 – Peter Panzerfaust #1 (Image Comics)
0:16:01 – BPRD Hell on Earth Long Death #1 (Dark Horse)
0:22:05 – Gobs #4 (Antartic Press)
0:25:47 – Star Wars: Dawn Of The Jedi #1 (Dark Horse)

0:30:28 – Bastardpiece Theatre: Red Dwarf White Dwarf

Off The Shelf – The Motion Line Medley
0:33:55 – Weed’s Massive Catchup Stack
0:38:09 – Amazing Spider-Man #679.1 (Marvel)
0:39:09 – My Greatest Adventure #1 (DC)
0:40:39 – Avenging Spider-Man #4 (Marvel)
0:43:18 – Explorer: The Mystery Boxes (Amulet)
0:45:37 – Batman #6 (DC)

0:48:40 – Whatcha Checking Out, Weed?
0:59:07 – Wrapup and Outro

*Comics For February 22nd, 2012
Justice League Dark #6 (DC)
No Place Like Home#1 (Image)
Nazi Zombies #1 (Antartic Press)
Witchblade Red Sonja #1 (Dynamite Ent)
Jim Butcher’s The Dresden Files Fool Moon #5 (Dynamite Ent)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #7 (IDW)
Jennifer Blood #9 (Dynamite Ent)

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Geting Inked – Insidious Ink

The Weiner crew wanted to get some work done so they stopped into a local tattoo parlor in Mt Vernon, IA called Insidious Ink

It is a great shop and you should swing by their Facebook page to check out some of the other work they have done, it is really impressive. The whole experience went really well (minus the gal having a rough go with getting her work done before me), and the place is a kickass, chilled environment to go get some ink embedded into your skin.

Firstup we have Bo, who is a man who likes Skulls. Correction: that dude fucking loves his skulls! Not skull fucking, just skulls .  . . and fucking . . . two separate things. His piece is not finished as it is very large and will require a few sessions to be completed. The guy making this skull look so badass is Warren Stratford. We should also let you know Bo is not drunk in this picture, that is just how he looks. Bo already has several tattoos and wanted something to make sure he was never hired to run an ice cream truck or daycare.

Next up we have my (John) leg above, and further below I am passed out on the table while getting some work done (kidding). This was my first tattoo, and I should have been a bit nervous, but with so many people I know who have already done it, I had little to no concern about the pain or the upkeep afterwards. I do think I disappointed several people who expected me to be a complete puss and seemed bored when I just joked and was fine with the whole thing. The worst part was my decision to skip the shaving ritual and remove all the hair on my leg with duct tape with the help of a few gals working at the shop. They seemed to enjoy that torture session.

The man lovingly inflicting bodily harm on my calf is Adam Oxley. Just off to the right of the photo out of view is about 25 comics hung up on the wall, as Adam has been a long time comic book fan and seemed pretty stoked to work on the Blue Beetle tattoo I had wanted. Adam also took the idea I had brought into him a bit farther as I told him to spruce it up to his liking and he added a few elements and a few slight changes to really make it pop. I am really thrilled with how it turned out (I do need a small bit of touch up work done, but I was expecting that before hand because of the amount of coverage).

Now, just need to find that right spot for the Punisher tattoo . . .

Twitter Contest: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Vol 1 &2

You want a copy of Vol 1 and Vol 2 of Buffy Season 8 from Dark Horse?

All you have to do it is look at our timeline, find the tweet referring to the contest, retweet it and then make sure you are following us. It really is that simple. Contest will then run until Tuesday, Feb 21st at 5 PM central time.

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Here are a few details:

1. One entry allowed per person. Feel free to re-tweet it as often as you like, but you will only be entered once into our random drawing. Make sure you are following us (allows us to contact you with a private message to get your info, plus then you will know about future contests). Winners are selected at random from our lucky six armed robot monkey, Prizebot 5000!

2. We can DQ anyone at anytime for possible shenanigans (which we don’t expect, but just throwing it up there)

3. Burnt Weiners will try their best to ship it to anyone who wins, but if you win and live in a something resembling the SAVAGE LAND and we need to hire X-Force to drop the package off, sorry chum. All places it can reasonably be shipped to are eligible.

4. Follow us, we are important. We drink expensive coffee drinks and wear nothing but 80’s wrestling t-shirts. Plus we cannot private message you for your shipping information to get you your free swag.

Artsy Alien Love

Just something a friend and I whipped up several years back that still cracks me up to this day

Burnt Weiners Episode 103 Conan #1 – Adventure Time #1 – Punisher Max #22

 

Bo and John find it impossible to write an introduction to the show this week that doesn’t exclaim it is adventure time . . .  sooooooo . . .  IT IS ADVENTURE TIME! In a surprise twist, John doesn’t cry at the end of Punisher Max, and in a bigger surprise twist, Bo gets addicted to black tar heroin and misses his son’s big football game!

Intro & Outro Music:
“Horsefeathers” by Bo

***This Show Will Contain Spoilers***

0:00:45 – Intro’s and Stolen Glasses
0:03:04 – Is It Wednesday Yet?*

Read Hard & Put Away Bagged . . . And Boarded
0:06:57 – Suicide Squad #6 (DC)
0:11:20 – Punisher Max #22 (Marvel)
0:15:53 – Adventure Time #1 (Kaboom!)
0:20:18 – Conan The Barbarian #1 (Dark Horse)

Off The Shelf – The Motion Line Medley
0:25:20 – Unwritten #34 (Vertigo)
0:27:08 – Captain America & Bucky #626 (Marvel)
0:28:00 – Carnage USA #3 (Marvel)
0:30:12 – Severed #7 (Image)

0:31:43 – Rick Grimes For Paulson Brand Running Shoes
0:33:53 – Jim Henson’s A Tale of Sand (Archaia)
0:41:03 – Wrapup and Outro

*Comics For February 15th, 2012
Peter Panzerfaust #1 (Image)
Gobs #4 (Antartic Press)
Whispers In The Walls (Humanoids)
Moriarty #9 (Image)

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Gen 13 Art

Just some Gen 13 art I stumbled across that I really enjoyed!

I will never turn my back on the love I have for the Gen 13 gang . . . Grunge just showed up in the DC Universe again this past month, so there is always hope we will get another reunion of this gang.

X-Men Family Tree – Joe Stone

Original Source Link: http://joe-stone.tumblr.com/post/2777301765/a-little-illustrator-drawn-infographic-ive-been

Amazing Spider-Man Trailer

Actually digging the look of the film . . . well, not the Lizard but pretty much everything else so far.

Burnt Weiners Episode 102 Swamp Thing #6 – Alpha Girl #1

 

Still sitting out on the show because of a contract dispute is Weed . . . so picking up the slack is Bo and John again this week who are reading comics, touching hearts across the nation and getting ink injected into their skin.

Intro & Outro Music:
“Horsefeathers” by Bo

***This Show Will Contain Spoilers***

0:00:50 – Introductions, Jim is Breeding, Two Headed Nerd Bday!
0:03:14 – Is It Wednesday Yet?*
0:06:50 – Meanwhile . . . Across Town!

Read Hard & Put Away Bagged . . . And Boarded
0:10:00 – Star Wars Dawn of the Jedi #0 (Dark Horse)
0:15:05 – Alpha Girl #1 (Image)
0:18:15 – Swamp Thing #6 (DC)
0:21:45 – Animal Man #6 (DC)

Off The Shelf – The Motion Line Medley
0:26:12 – Irredeemable #34 (Boom)
0:28:52 – Reed Gunther #8 (Image)
0:31:05 – Detective Comics #6 (DC)
0:33:30 – The Boys #63 (Dynamite Ent)

0:35:03 – Clown Brutality
0:36:33 – Bo & John Get Some Tattoos . . . and Lube
0:41:35 – Wrapup and Outro

*Comics For February 8th, 2012
Adventure Time #1 (KaBoom)
Strain #3 (Dark Horse)
Severed #7 (Image)
Conan The Barbarian #1 (Dark Horse)
Dicks #1 (Avatar Press)

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Blue Estate Issue #9

I think the Star Wars nerds are gonna love the treatment of the cover of Blue Estate #9 (will be in shops this Wednesday). Great story that I am loving, and always delivering on spectacular covers.