One of our youngest Weiners (don’t worry, he is still legal) Robb has been featured for a bio by one of his buddies. True to form, he swears a lot, but as a nice change of pace he actually has a message to spread . . .

Robb is in a wheelchair. Deal with it. And don’t feel bad for him at all. You see him at a convention, poke him in the eye really hard and tell him to stop ripping on Grant Morrison. If you don’t do it than we have to, and my thumb is getting tired from all the eye gouging.