You want a copy of LAST DAYS OF AMERICAN CRIME?

All you have to do it is look at our timeline, find the tweet referring to the contest, retweet it and then make sure you are following us. It really is that simple. Contest will then run until Tuesday, Sept 26th at 5 PM central time.

http://twitter.com/burntweiners

Here are a few details:

1. One entry allowed per person. Feel free to re-tweet it as often as you like, but you will only be entered once into our random drawing. Make sure you are following us (allows us to contact you with a private message to get your info, plus then you will know about future contests). Winners are selected at random from our lucky six armed robot monkey, Prizebot 5000!

2. We can DQ anyone at anytime for possible shenanigans (which we don’t expect, but just throwing it up there)

3. Burnt Weiners will try their best to ship it to anyone who wins, but if you win and live in a something resembling the SAVAGE LAND and we need to hire X-Force to drop the package off, sorry chum. All places it can reasonably be shipped to are eligible.

4. Follow us, we are important. We drink expensive coffee drinks and wear nothing but 80’s wrestling t-shirts.