Some people see Jesus in their toast . . . while others the devil in their cement patio. Some even see Bob Barker on the leathery skin folds of their grandmother. But Bo, he finds dicks . . . everywhere. This one was found in a port-o-johnny, where he traced exactly what he saw. I wish there would have been a before and after pic, but sadly, when dick is seen, Bo must connect the dots and draw it out.

This is Not Safe For Work! Hence the small size of the wang above (I swear, it was cold when I posted this!). Click it and make it grow if you truly want to see it!

*snicker*

Wang!

Week 3 of the first month of the new DC #1’s has come and gone . . . but the Weiners are still talking about it! Come join the crew, and don’t forget to join us on Twitter for some contests the next couple weeks!

Intro & Outro Music:
“Comic Shop” by Kirby Krackle
From Their New Album SUPER POWERED LOVE (Available on Itunes and Amazon)
www.kirbykrackle.com

0:00:45 – Intro’s and Rough Starts
0:05:30 – Wonder Woman #1 (DC)
0:08:10 – Catwoman #1 (DC)
0:15:35 – Supergirl #1 (DC)
0:20:45 – Birds Of Prey #1 (DC)
0:25:55 – Batwing #1 (DC)
0:27:20 – Blue Beetle #1 (DC)
0:29:50 – Frankenstein Agent of S.H.A.D.E. #1 (DC)
0:33:50 – Green Lantern Corps #1 (DC)
0:38:30 – DC Comics Presents: Deadman #1 (DC)
0:41:40 – Batman #1 (DC)
0:45:25 – Demon Knights #1 (DC) – 2nd look
0:45:55 – Heroes For Hire #12 (Marvel)
0:48:20 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #2 (IDW)
0:49:30 – Gobs #1 (Anartic Press)
0:52:50 – John’s Tremendous Stack (of Comics)
1:03:50 – WizzyWig Webcomic
1:05:28 – Saxondale – BBC Show
1:07:10 – Bo Pulls It Out His Richard & Outro

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Soooooo, looks like the Weiners are once again late to jump on a bandwagon, but then also early? Makeshift Miracle was a webcomic that ran from 2001-2003, but is being relaunched. Not sure if it will be completely new material, redone, etc. But I do know I will be checking it out and adding it to my RSS reader! Fans of Skullkickers may want to take particular note, because Jim Zubkavich is involved.

A young boy named Colby Reynolds searches for meaning in the world around him and discovers a place where dreams can come true, if he’s willing to pay the price. Along the way he’ll see sights he’s never fathomed and encounter hidden truths about himself he’ll wish he never knew.

From The Website:

Battlepug: The Web Comic was born out of desperate scramble to appease iFanboy. They contacted Mike to create a signature t-shirt for a new line of merch. However, Mike had been working exclusively with DC Comics for 4 years and had no original properties that he could reveal to the world yet. He drew the image you see above and had Allen color it. And lo, a BATTLEPUG was born!

Mike Norton has impressed the crap out of me on some of his previous projects like Runaways and Queen & County (which as a side note, I would recommend Runaways to anyone, and Q&C to fans of espionage), so when I heard he was doing a web comic, I was on board. Thing is, I had heard about Battle Pug before I had heard Mike was doing a web comic . . . and was not thrilled with the thought of a cheesy concept like that.

I am ready to eat my words, because the comic is fantastic! In the comic you will find a spunky, sexy and adorable teller of tales, who is reciting the story of Battlepug to a couple pups in her bed chamber (yes, and it is sexy for her, cute because of her and the pups). And yes, that is a wonderfully well endowed (muscles you perverts) barbarian riding the might bug-eyed stead!

Of course the art is going to be fantastic as Mike also snagged colorist Allen Passalaque (JSA, Spider-Man), and they do a great job at creating a lush, fantasy dripping, monster stomping world for the heroes to romp about in. Check it out!

Click here to check it out!

Click the above to check out a wonderful piece of work from Jim Steranko, then click here to be taken to a pretty cool writeup both about Steranko and this particular piece of work.

Visit Charles’ site here

One of the best parts of running a blog and podcast about comic books and illustrated work is most of the time I would spend cruising the internet, checking out websites and random things is actually time well spent and constructive. So when we were searching around for web comics for our recent web comic show, I hit a lot of sites . . . some great, some bad and just about everything in between was found during several long web crawls.

Charles Cutting’s website and webcomics while short, were some of them that stuck with me. First up we have The Dream Quest of Randolph Carter , which is the first chunk of a planned upcoming graphic novel. Based upon “The Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath” from HP Lovecraft, it is far from what I expect visually when I think of anything from Lovecraft. I was expecting dark, heavily inked pages that so many people citing his stories as a source often do. But this was vibrant, explosively bright and lush, swapping the grey/green/red/black palette I imagined in my head for lemon yellow, sky blue, meadow green and fire-raging orange!

It really makes for gorgeous reading experience, and I really can’t wait to see more!

And for his other project, I am just going to let him explain what it is all about and why you should check it out:

The Doings Of Vincent John Mckeown

From The Website:

Crossroads Care’s website features the ongoing fantastical graphic biography of the Oxford poet Vincent John McKeown who died in 2009. It is written by Christian David and illustrated by myself, and will deal with his early life, his poetry and how he came to terms with multiple sclerosis. The Vincent John McKeown Memorial Fund has been created by Crossroads Care to enable carers and their disabled relatives or friends to enjoy the arts. We hope that our graphic novel will help generate interest in the fund as well as being a fitting tribute to Vincent’s life and work. The web address is www.vincentfund.org.uk/comic

You can find the original link HERE along with other great works. This is the same artist, Mike Maihack, who works on the web comic we talked about a few weeks ago on our show called Cleopatra in Space