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A Comic Book Review & Discussion Podcast From Guys Who Know Less About Comics Than You Do!

BurntWeiners.com - A Comic Book Review & Discussion Podcast From Guys Who Know Less About Comics Than You Do!

Misery Bear: Dawn of the Ted (AKA Don’t Forget about Walking Dead on AMC tonight!)

This is not only awesome by it’ own right (because honestly, it is downright genuis), but it also serves as a great reminder that you love zombies and that you should watch WALKING DEAD on AMC tonight. I’m telling ya folks . . . prepare to be shuffled, errr, I mean blown away!

Also, it seems Sears did an awesome Zombie Themed section of their site (the videos are a nice touch, and the brains in the fridges):

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/dap_10153_12605_DAP_Zombie

SERIOUSLY! DO NOT FORGET TO WATCH THE WALKING DEAD!

Fart Party (dot org)

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From the Website:

The Fart Party is an autobiographical comic what is meant to be taken facetiously at times. Updated once or twice a week, the comics posted very loosely follow the daily events of the author, plus the infrequent one about her childhood, embarrassing beliefs, daily struggles, daily failures, funny mishaps, good advice, bad advice and every day bullshit.

As talked about on our podcast, Fart party is much more charming than it’s name would imply. There are many times I can relate . . . even though I am not a funny, irreverent, attractive but won’t admit it, awesome chick  . . . YET!

Blizzcon 2010 – The Red Shirt Guy

I am sure you have all seen this on the net, and had your good time thinking of really cool, jerky things to say about this guy. But honestly, I was impressed with how the guys heading the table handled it. They did it with humor, but didn’t do it so snarky or over-mockingly just to get over on that guy’s expense. Bravo to them!

Burnt Weiners Episode 048 Kickass 2 #1

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The evil Twitter gang comes to kick the crap out of the Myspace buddies in Kickass 2! Things don’t look good for Dave, and the Weiners look to see what all this fuss is about John Romita Jr and Mark Millar.

Tyler gets a bit drunk and sends us his very first STREET MEET . . . and it is a bit obnoxious and shows why he gets slapped quite often.

Bo drools over the art in Carnage (Marvel), and checks out Ragman Suit of Souls (DC). John tips his hat to the latest Punisher one shot, and wants Vertigo and DC to put out more of the 100 page collections they are doing.

Steege gets the Legendary edition of Bloodbowl, and dives back into Warcraft. Weed gets his balls kicked in by Skullkickers (Image), Morning Glories (Image), Brightest Day (DC) and DV8 (Wildstorm).

Then the boys have a few words to say on movies that have been out too long to be topical!

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Burnt Weiners Episode 047 Web Comics A Go Go

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The Weiners finally learn how to use the wide, wide world of the web and check out some of the offerings of web comics (or series that were formerly web comics). Find the links below:

Order of the Tales – www.rice-boy.com
Guns of Shadow Valley – www.gunsofshadowvalley.com
Fart Party – www.fartparty.org
What Birds Know – www.fribergthorelli.com/wbk/
Strange Times – www.accentukcomics.com/strangetimesContents.html
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic – www.yafgc.net
Hereville – www.hereville.com
Looking For Group – www.lfgcomic.com
Particle Fiction – www.particlefiction.posterous.com

Only 17 chipmunks were harmed in the making of this show. And 4 humans. Possibly a porcupine.

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An interesting (but also very slowpaced) web comic following the adventures of 3 girls, all with very different personalities. The artwork is gorgeous and has a very “animation” style quality to it, and the mystery just keeps going and going.I highly recommend this one to people with the patience for the slower parts.

http://www.rice-boy.com/site/diskootend1.png

Recently completed, this is a wonderful comic by the same gentleman who brought you Rice Boy. Lots of action, interesting characters and art, and some great narrative all combine to make a wicked story about the last member of a clan of storytellers. Check out Order of the Tales

Eric Gapstur – Belle Plain Artwork For Art On The Rocks Fundraiser

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This is my contribution to the Cedar Rapids Museum of Art’s Art on the Rocks fundraiser.

Check out some wonderful art done by a friend of our Mister Eric Gapstur (and yes, he makes us call him that, and to keep a minimum distance of 20 feet). This is his submission for a fundraiser here for the Cedar Rapid’s Museum of Art called Art On The Rocks. Awesome perspective and captures the fun of being a bunch of dumb kids, which, hey, weren’t we all at one time?

Be sure to follow him on twitter at @ericgapstur

Also, please follow us . . . or hook us up with corndogs. Either way, you are A-OK in our books!

Hereville (Upcoming Graphic Novel/Online Comic)


From the website:

Spunky, strong-willed, eleven-year-old Mirka Hirschberg isn’t interested in knitting lessons from her step-mother, or how-to-find-a-husband advice from her sister, or you-better-not warnings from her brother. There’s only one thing she does want: to fight dragons!

Granted, no dragons have been breathing fire around Hereville, the Orthodox Jewish community where Mirka lives, but that doesn’t stop the plucky girl from honing her skills. She fearlessly stands up to local bullies. She battles a very large, very menacing pig. And she boldly accepts a challenge from a mysterious witch, a challenge that could bring Mirka her heart’s desire: a dragon-slaying sword! All she has to do is find – and outwit – the giant troll who’s got it!

Not only do I suggest you check out this graphic novel (formerly a web comic), I implore you do so as quickly as possible. Don’t say to yourself “oh, I will come back and click the link tomorrow” . . . no no no! You will be missing out on the quirky and amusing adventures of the 11-year old, fantasy obsessed Mirka. She is a wonderful character who is headstrong, but not in a grating or annoying way, and she is quickly learning when she should choose her own battles.

Somehow she keeps finding herself in a battle with a pig, who seems more razorback and less piglet, and just so happens this pink nemesis can speak, and quite well, and doesn’t really have anything pleasant to say. Mirka’s battle with this pig is not only a lesson in being stubborn and bringing about results, but is wonderfully illustrated and is some of my favorite artwork found in the pages of the book.

The supporting characters of the book are very strong indeed, lending their own special brand of support (and obstacles) in Mirka’s quest to become a monster queller. Fruma, Mirka’s stepmother, is very enigmatic with her knowledge of witches and monsters, and make one wonder if maybe she was at one time very much like Mirka.

The writing is sharp and clever, while also educating the reader in some of the aspects of Jewish culture, often times in a very casual way, so maybe a kid doesn’t even know they are learning. GASP! And the author, Barry Deutsch, has a lively and unforgettable art style that will stick with the reader long after the book is over.

Barry has crafted a wonderful world for Mirka to romp and slash about in, and I for one, cannot wait to read more of her adventures . . .

And you can Pre-Order the book from these fine retailers here:

Amazon – Hereville

Indie Bound – Hereville

You can view the original web comic here :

http://www.hereville.com/webcomic/

The new graphic novel contains many new pages, story elements and redrawn segments not found in the web comic!

Burnt Weiners Episode 046 Uncanny X-Force #1

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Guns? Check! Blood? Check! Violence? Check! Shortened slang for someone from Czechoslovakia? Czech! The Weiners sit down, buckle up and strap in for the ridde that is Uncanny X-Force! Does the mega hype surrounding the book stand true?

The boys talk a bit about what DC might be doing with the Woldstorm characters (or hopes!), then Weed regals us with a dirty story.

Bo checks out the last issue of Frankencastle, sits down with the Knights of the Dinner Table, and has a chance to check out Lady Mechanika (Aspen). Weed checks out Angel, Secret Six, Brightest Day, Gail Simone’s awesome Twitter account and the controversial Neonomicon!

John looks into Deadpool MAX, and is delighted by the recent release of I AM LEGION (Humanoids). Steege looks at some stuff that used to be other stuff with Star Wars, the movie Dungeon Masters and invites everyone to DEFRAG 2010 in Amana, Iowa!

Check out:

Smart In Name Only – http://smart.fmuk.org.uk/

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New York Comic Con 2010

Tyler was kind enough to send us an interview, several photos and a few experiences from New York Comic Con 2010!

First up, check out Tyler talking to Billy from 1821 Comics about their upcoming graphic novel ROMEO AND JULIET: THE WAR, which looks and sounds absolutely fantastic. Make sure to check out their website for tons of preview art at 1821 Comics.

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And next some words from Tyler and some photos he snapped!

Ello’ Weiners! So I just got back home from hours and hours of NY Comicon 2010. This was the first time I’d ever been to a comic book convention before, but I know it will not be mt last. I went to the event alone because everyone else is a boner and an asshole. Now when I walked into the con, I was immediately intimidated by the hoards of people in costumes and just the total amount of people that where in attendance. As I first walked in there are many people in front on the Micheal Jackson DDR game, Then I turned to my left and BOOM zombie stuff, whew! I’m in a safe place now.


As I walked over to the ad for the new Red Dead Revolver “UNDEAD NIGHTMARE” There was a big line stretching around the booth, “I’ll come back to this, later”. As I started to just walk around and check out the major booths like Dark Horse, Marvel, and DC it was very obvious that they had the bucks to get away with giving everyone free shit and had the big artists around, (which is cool and all, but too crowded) but when I started to check out smaller booth like “ComX” and “1821 Comics” They seemed to be more interested in getting just anyone to read there books, which was mostly limited release stuff. Picked up a couple of what I think are going to be good “finds” which are “CLASSWAR” , “[fourty-five]” and “WARLOARDS: BROTHERHOOD” haven’t obviously finished reading both of them yet but I like so far.


Alright So…I took a break after a few hours and had a mediocre $4.00 hotdog and got pissed about it, later. (so, so pissed) Walked around and looked to shit to buy after that, I really didn’t end up getting much but that’s mainly because I’m poor. With one hour left in on Con, I went by the AMC Walking Dead booth again and a cool surprise the cast for the highly anticipated show was there signing books. Now since they don’t really have any type of artistic input on the books I decided not to get a book for them to sign, but I thought about it.


A few minutes later I saw this girl I went out on a date with one time like 4 or 5 months ago over by the booth dressed up so I left quickly because I didn’t want to talk to her. (do you blame me?) As I fled and had about 5 minutes left until closing time at 5PM SHARP! (The convention people didn’t like you after 5PM, sharp!) I ran across a booth that I noticed all the books had “DONATION” written on then. I got curious and started chatting with a really polite really nice lady whom, I don’t think we ever exchanged names, (I wanted to interview her and record it, but she wasn’t allowed to) She was from a organization called “C.B.L.D.F.” Which stands for Comic Book Legal Defense Fund. And what they do is try and fight the censorship and promoted the first amendment for the right to show graphic nudity and violence in comic books. I could have not agreed more with her.


She started telling me a story about a man who own a comic shop in Georgia and on free comic day he had held on to a few of the comics to give to trick or treaters in his shop for Halloween later in the year. Apparently one of the books he hadn’t really looked through contained a few frames of Picasso painting in the nude (as she said was historically accurate) a few young boys got this comic on the Halloween and the mother of the boy who had got the book saw it and went ballistic. That mother went to her brother which was a member of the local sheriffs dept and he arrested the comic shop owner for giving pornographic material to a minor. The CBLDF went to the comic owners aid and finally a few months back after 4 years of battling the charges they were thrown out. Just one story that she had told me, but she said that comic being as popular as they have become in the past 10 years are in danger of being over censored. You can find out more on there website at www.cbldf.org


All in all a great time. can’t wait till the next con I go to, when/where ever it is.

Comic Jumper Drops Today!

Just a friendly reminder that Comic Jumper released today on the X-Box 360 Market Place! Brought to you by the guys who made you wish you were more gluttonous or could explode your body (The Maw and ‘Splosion Man). Didn’t even play the demo, Twisted Pixel is unable to let me down . . . gotta make this short, just finished downloading, I gotta go play!

*EDIT* – Nope, they did let me down. The humor is kickass and there, as well as the great characters, but the gameplay is boring, repetitive and frustrating. Give the demo a try before you download. So funny, but just so not fun to play.

Burnt Weiners Episode 045 Madam Moiselle

  

DC launched an all out offensive this past month with war comics, and the Weiners check out the last installment which features Madam Moiselle doing what she does best . . . drinking, punching and blowing things up! Did this one tickle their fancy like the others did?

Weed checks out First Wave (DC), John and Weed talk about some awesome comics coming up from some of their favorite creators, Weed keeps on talking about Angel, X-Men vs Vampires, and why the X-Men are dirty hippies. He also gives a quick shoutout to online Magic The Gathering service, and laments about hsi decision to watch Zombie Strippers.

John is excited once again for the last issue of 1 Month 2 Live, how “normal” Crossed Family Values was this month, and had just started I Am Legion.

Steege re-announces the winner for his contest, checks out Civilization 5 every single night passing on sleep, Kane and Lynch (Wildstorm), and another computer game that comes wiht a boobies mousepad!

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Sintel

Just gorgeous! If you like this, check out some of the other videos like the premiere for the movie, or other things created by Blender software. Reminds me of why I love open source software . . . I use GIMP, Open Office and other great programs. If you do too, don’t forget to donate . . .

“Sintel” is an independently produced short film, initiated by the Blender Foundation as a means to further improve and validate the free/open source 3D creation suite Blender. With initial funding provided by 1000s of donations via the internet community, it has again proven to be a viable development model for both open 3D technology as for independent animation film.
This 15 minute film has been realized in the studio of the Amsterdam Blender Institute, by an international team of artists and developers. In addition to that, several crucial technical and creative targets have been realized online, by developers and artists and teams all over the world.

www.sintel.org