Want to be all sorts of awesome like Steege is? Want to win a shirt he has worn and add it to your collection? Want me to stop asking questions and just tell you what you need to know to have soiled, articles of clothing from this man?

We will be taking submissions until September 10th, 2010. Just write burntweiners@gmail.com with your idea for “Stuff That Needs To Be Other Stuff”, referring to a movie, game, TV show, or other medium item you want turned into a comic book. Want to tell us Sanford and Son would make an awesome BOOM studios comic? Think there is so much more they could have done with Saving Private Ryan that it deserves some side stories to be told? Saddened to never have seen the Atari classic Joust in sweet 32 page (with ads) format?

What will you win if you are chosen? Steege will dig into his closet, find a shirt that will fit you and mail it on off to you. It won’t be the sweet Cannibal Corpse shirt he is wearing in the pic to the side here, but it will indeed be a real gem. The t-shirt will be washed . . . promise!

So once again, email us at burntweiners@gmail.com, tell us what you want turned into a comic, and indicate a size for a shirt you wear. If we choose you, we will email you for a shipping address, and then you are only days away from adorning your body with a shirt that Goodwill might be embarrassed to hang on it’s racks!