If you don’t mind paying a pretty penny for some high quality clothing (t-shirts are around $50) with a certain 1800’s flair, then I suggest checking out this site. Some damn fine things a gent or lassie could cover their bodies with.

Want to be all sorts of awesome like Steege is? Want to win a shirt he has worn and add it to your collection? Want me to stop asking questions and just tell you what you need to know to have soiled, articles of clothing from this man?

We will be taking submissions until September 10th, 2010. Just write burntweiners@gmail.com with your idea for “Stuff That Needs To Be Other Stuff”, referring to a movie, game, TV show, or other medium item you want turned into a comic book. Want to tell us Sanford and Son would make an awesome BOOM studios comic? Think there is so much more they could have done with Saving Private Ryan that it deserves some side stories to be told? Saddened to never have seen the Atari classic Joust in sweet 32 page (with ads) format?

What will you win if you are chosen? Steege will dig into his closet, find a shirt that will fit you and mail it on off to you. It won’t be the sweet Cannibal Corpse shirt he is wearing in the pic to the side here, but it will indeed be a real gem. The t-shirt will be washed . . . promise!

So once again, email us at burntweiners@gmail.com, tell us what you want turned into a comic, and indicate a size for a shirt you wear. If we choose you, we will email you for a shipping address, and then you are only days away from adorning your body with a shirt that Goodwill might be embarrassed to hang on it’s racks!

We will be having a contest where we give away 3,000 Creed tickets . . . I guess they can’t sell them so they gave them to us.

It’s Funny . . . you know it is, so just go read it. Oh fine, you need proof, check out the below, but don’t come groveling back to me when you realize I am right and you want me to take you back, CAUSE I WON’T! I’m sorry baby, sometimes Ike Turner just gets sooo mad . . .

So I have read a few stories about the “Monsters” movie that is coming out, and above is one of the first trailers for the film. It seems interesting, and the special effects seem all the more impressive when you realize they are supplied by one man doing them on his computer. Not only does Gareth Edwards do the special effects, he also writes, directs and get coffee for others . . . he is a one man crew!

The machine has spoken, and it said “God” . . .

Um, check out this dude’s blog, buy some art, wash your body in some eviscerated entrails and buckets of blood. Every nightmare I have ever had is somehow recreated in vivid and wicked ways upon a canvas, and I for one FUCKING LOVE IT!

“What if… the Avengers movie was created years before the actual comic book?”

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Me too, bear, me too!

The really sad bear are the polar ones . . . nothing but meth for them!

Also, to watch something very disturbing, check this link out:

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/wtf_the_number_to_heaven

Grauman’s Last Hero from Jenna Payne on Vimeo.

Well, there is just no way I cannot get this game now . . . listen to it just for it’s awesome 8-bit soundtrack!

I cross my fingers that the game takes several times to start, or you have to press “y” to blow on the cartridge . . . that would totally add to the authenticity!

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